Funny

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way buddy you're too drunk."
A few minutes later the drunk comes in through the bathrooms, again he slurs, "Give me a drink." Bartender says, "No, man, I told you last time you're too drunk."
Five minutes later the guy comes in through the back door and orders a drink.
Again the bartender says, "You're too drunk."
The drunk scratches his head and says, "Damn I must be... the last two places said the same thing."