Monday, August 4, 2008

Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man

Just as I thought I could add this to my "Only in Oklahoma" file, this incident happened in Twinsburg, Ohio (my homestate).
A naked man, wearing only sunglasses, was arrested attempting to burglarize a convenience store in Twinsburg, Ohio.
Apparently, he started off wearing shorts, but Lord only knows what happened to his shorts in the process. The security camera showed authorities escorting the man off the premises, obviously with certain parts blanked out.
News reports said that he was taken for "psychiatric evaluation."
NOOOOO....

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